10 Responses to “Drinking tea instead of coffee is like masturbating instead of having sex.”

1. Scott Says:
   April 11th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

   Drinking coffee instead of tea is like masturbating instead of having sex.

2. Zana Says:
   April 13th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

   But.. but..

3. horace Says:
   April 15th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

   You concentrate on your own pleasure instead of others’?

4. Jon Says:
   April 22nd, 2008 at 10:29 am

   Coffee is simply the phoney American usurper of Tea which is truly the king of drinks

5. Semiokles Says:
   April 27th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

   You’re guaranteed it will be good

6. David Says:
   May 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 pm

   You just haven’t had good tea- do some exploring and open your mind.

7. Vasco Says:
   May 26th, 2008 at 6:21 am

   True, true.

8. Jennifer Says:
   June 16th, 2008 at 10:53 am

   Very, very true.

9. Jonny Says:
   June 19th, 2008 at 11:26 am

   What if you’re totally incompetent at making coffee, or terrified of coffee, or it’s too hot and burns your tongue off, or what if you’ve once had a cup and later find your wallet is missing?

10. james Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 6:57 am

    It’s a good, but weak, semblance of something that could be stronger, more powerful, richer in flavor and fulfillment…

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