The odds of actually enjoying yourself are so low that you’re better off just staying home.

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7 Responses to “Bringing your baby to a wedding is like being a designated driver:”

  1. Scott Beckstead Says:

    Nice, discourage designated drivers.

    Not clever, not cool not even smart. Please if you feel another of these clever sayings coming on, just keep it to yourself.

  2. evan Says:

    Time to reinstate the fuckface filter.

    Sadly, not everyone can be as “clever, cool and smart” as Scott, who has aptly named his website: “Personal Blog” — which I, for one, find mind-blowingly clever, cool AND smart.

  3. Sheri Says:

    Have a kid. Have been a designated driver. And I appreciate good humor. Keep them coming!

  4. Nick Says:

    I agree, Scott is a douche-bag.
    If you don’t have a sense of humor, don’t visit this type of website.

    cheers!

    i agree with Sherri, keep em commin.

  5. Orville Says:

    Scott, if you feel another of these clever comments coming on, just keep it to yourself.

  6. krystina Says:

    Actually, I think I’ll stop reading this hilariously funny blog and start reading Scott’s blog for his profound insights on “links that matter only to [him].”

    ;)

  7. Scott Beckstead Says:

    Oh it was funny. Sorry my bad.

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