"Blank is Like Blank"

writing an analogy blog is like being on the atkins diet

admin — Tue, 19 May 2009 03:47:42 +0000

The initial results are encouraging, but it’s almost impossible to maintain.

My apologies to everyone who wondered what happened to this project. If you would be so kind as to give me another chance, my new blog, fact unchecked, figures to be much longer lived and will hopefully be just as well-received.

Snowdays are to schoolchildren what cancelled meetings are to adults.

admin — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:55:11 +0000

(no explanation necessary)

Body glitter is like mono:

admin — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:19:04 +0000

Don’t hug someone that has it unless you want some.

Naming a child is like fitting in at a party:

admin — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:48:33 +0000

People usually screw up by trying too hard.

Bringing your baby to a wedding is like being a designated driver:

admin — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:48:02 +0000

The odds of actually enjoying yourself are so low that you’re better off just staying home.

Advertising is like porn (10):

admin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:56:28 +0000

You shouldn’t stay in the same position for too long.

Advertising is like porn (9):

admin — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:32:23 +0000

If it’s good, it transcends language.

Advertising is like porn (8):

admin — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:09:15 +0000

Working in the industry will affect your family life at some point.

Advertising is like porn (7):

admin — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:21:35 +0000

It creates careers for art-school dropouts.

Advertising is like porn (6):

admin — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:20:48 +0000

The same concepts are endlessly recycled.