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The initial results are encouraging, but it’s almost impossible to maintain. My apologies to everyone who wondered what happened to this project. If you would be so kind as to give me another chance, my new blog, fact unchecked, figures to be much longer lived and will hopefully be just as well-received. [ 1 comments ](no explanation necessary) [ 0 comments ]Don’t hug someone that has it unless you want some. [ 3 comments ]People usually screw up by trying too hard. [ 0 comments ]The odds of actually enjoying yourself are so low that you’re better off just staying home. [ 7 comments ]You shouldn’t stay in the same position for too long. [ 3 comments ]Working in the industry will affect your family life at some point. [ 1 comments ]They both have weird self-congratulatory award shows. [ 0 comments ]Only the people who create it are delusional enough to call it art. [ 2 comments ]It feels like the right thing to to do, but then you get there and realize you aren’t adequately emotionally prepared. [ 5 comments ]He’s involved in a lot of stuff, but never makes much of a difference. [ 4 comments ](no explanation necessary) [ 15 comments ]They only crave what’s in their immediate vicinity. [ 4 comments ]
2008-02-08
Watching your baby projectile vomit for the first time is like witnessing a car accident: It’s mostly scary, but a little fascinating, assuming no one is seriously hurt. [ 2 comments ]It looks so cool that you never bother to stop and think if you really need to. [ 8 comments ]You hate yourself for going back, but the familiarity makes it convenient, and until you find something better, it’s all you’ve got. [ 8 comments ]You’re never really sure what you did. [ 8 comments ]You hope it’s true, but never bother confirming it. [ 5 comments ](no explanation necessary) [ 9 comments ]I’m never quite sure I’m doing it correctly. [ 10 comments ]I manage to do enough damage without direct access to the poison. [ 2 comments ]It’s great when I get one, but I’ve given up on hoping for it, and am used to functioning without it. [ 3 comments ](no explanation necessary) [ 10 comments ]Maybe it’d be better if it was empty. [ 5 comments ]You used to like it, but will only admit that around certain people. [ 4 comments ]Every excruciating second seems to last for an hour, and, while you feel fortunate that you survived, you can’t stop thinking about how you could have avoided it. [ 0 comments ]You can’t enjoy the same things most people do, and your friends are kind of weirded out by it. [ 3 comments ]It might be predictable, but it works. [ 2 comments ] |
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